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April 11, 2007
Red Alert
by Soren Wuerth, insurgent49

C’mon, Chamber, Light My Fire

"I hope [that] we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength and [to] bid defiance to the laws of our country.”
— Thomas Jefferson

     Fairbanks tried to uncoil the tight knot of Ketchikan this week, yet it only managed to loosen a few strings.

     Willis Fireball played mightily. He sat in the Salmon Landing with his guitar, shaggy beard of a blond Cuban revolutionary, a lime doo-rag, olive green cut offs, strumming frantically, stamping a Birkenstocked foot, belting songs. Scott Spring, a local, tried to keep pace.

     Despite the wailing, Ketchikan remained clenched.

     Not much music comes through here.

     Maybe that’s part of the reason the Chamber of Commerce president claimed the club represents “70% of the (town’s) population.”

     He was angry, like so many others in the elite chamber, that a newly elected school board tossed out the superintendent, apparently a good friend of the established order down here.

     Chamber members bristled at the comments of the school board president when he addressed a recent luncheon.

     Meanwhile, a bloc of angry townspeople is trying recall the “hippy” school board members who voted to fire the superintendent. The conservative borough assembly has threatened to withhold funding to the district to punish its elected leaders.

     Personal vendettas:  what would Fireball do?

     He played a song about I-25 in Albuquerque, one on “Carmen the Kebab Girl,” and bellowed to his fans, “I’ll be your New Year’s Adam, if you’ll be my New Year’s Eve.”

     I leaned back in my chair and, for a minute, I was at the bar in the Marlin, sweating off the Fairbanks cold ... Ketchikan politics gone as the blue smoke from the stage.

     The Ketchikan Chamber of Commerce represents 70% of population? Like other chambers, it more accurately represents the interests of the upper class. Most regular, working class folks, given the chance to attend one of the cultish meetings, would consider chamber views lunatic.

     Take minimum wage, for example. While most Americans support an increase in minimum wage (as evidenced by polls, electoral votes, and surveys), business circles are unequivocal in their opposition to raising the wage standard.

     To further say that chamber members represent the views of their employees is to recognize America as not a democracy, but an oligarchy or plutocracy.

     When this group tries (and sometimes succeeds) to craft legislation and laws in its interests, we slip dangerously closer to losing the diversity of views that are fundamental to a free, open and participatory society.

     Should employees have a right to differ from the views of employers, or family members have a right to differ from the person who pretends he or she “wears the pants?”

     Ketchikan needed that spark of Fireball this week. It’s too bad the other 70% weren’t there to listen.






     
Soren Wuerth is perhaps Alaska's best known community activist, and is the winner of the Alaska Press Club's 2006 'Best Columnist' award. He resides in an undisclosed location in rural Alaska and can be reached at soren@insurgent49.com.

     'Red Alert' appears on insurgent49.com every Wednesday.


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