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December 2, 2005
Editor’s Desk
by Aaron Selbig, insurgent49

      It’s been a restless week here at Insurgent Headquarters.

     The other night, my special lady friend and I were sittin’ around, watching the TV box (yeah, we do that every once in a while). During a commercial break, an ad popped up for a new drug.

     “Awesome”, I thought, “I love these drug ads”. It’s always interesting to see what new diseases the pharmaceutical industry can come up with, and the lengthy lists of side effects (dizziness, nausea, explosive diarrhea, etc.) make for some great TV, as well.

     Well, they’ve outdone themselves this time.

     The new disease? Restless Leg Syndrome (RLS).

     Seriously.

     Do you ever experience an uncomfortable restless feeling in your legs? Do your legs often feel itchy and weird? Do you have a hard time sleeping at night because of your stupid legs? Don’t worry, folks, the makers of Requip, a new FDA approved medication for RLS, have a solution for you. Thank God.

     OK, now this is totally out of control. First it was “social anxiety disorder”, then fifty different drugs for erectile dysfunction, and now restless leg syndrome. What next? A new drug for people who are afraid of peas? What about folks who are uncomfortable around Armenians? Where’s the miracle drug for them? And what about restless arms, for cryin’ out loud?

     This is yet another sign of a pharmaceutical industry that has been allowed to run itself virtually unchecked by the federal government. Did you know that big pharma has the largest lobbying group in Washington, by far? With three lobbyists for every Congressman, that tops even the NRA.

     And Congress has certainly responded to the pressure (and campaign contributions) coming from the drug companies. Two years ago, they passed legislation prohibiting the FDA from using its purchasing power to lower drug costs. Drug costs which, by the way, are the highest in the developed world.

     In addition, their marketing reached saturation levels in all medium a long time ago. Merck, for example, has three times as many employees in its marketing department as in R&D.

     And what do these people do, besides come up with ever more ingenious ways to convince Americans (40 million of whom are uninsured and can hardly afford their products) that they require medication for the disease called “life”?

     They visit doctors and hospitals, doling out free samples and using whatever means necessary (free meals, trips to exotic locations, and other ‘perks’) to entice them to push their product on patients, whether they need it or not.

     And guess what, restless leg sufferers? It works.

     In 2003, Pfizer reported profits at 26% of total sales. Compare that to an average of 4% for successful Fortune 500 companies, and you begin to get the idea. Your restless legs, dysfunctional erections and social anxiety are highly profitable.

     On its website, Glaxo Smith Klein lays out the possible side effects of Requip:

Requip may cause you to fall asleep or feel very sleepy while doing normal activities such as driving; or to faint or feel dizzy, nauseated, or sweaty when you stand up from sitting or lying down. Side effects include nausea, drowsiness, vomiting and dizziness.

     They forgot ‘indignation’.













Regards,
Aaron Selbig
Editor, Insurgent Media AK

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